AHHHHH!!!!! (SCREAMING) HALLELUJAH!!!! ( PRAISING AND CLAPPING) AHHHHHH!!!!! ( RUNNING AND JUMPING AROUND MY KITCHEN) “What’s going on?!?” you ask (Catching my breath and trying to calm down enough to talk) “God explained IT to me!!!” I shout excitedly “Explained what?!?” you ask, laughing at me because of how funny I look, and because you…