Are you ready to laugh? Let me first give my disclaimer: I was over tired. I was not being allowed to sleep. (My hours for sleep is not like everyone else’s.) I work overnight because it’s quiet and I can get a lot of writing done. So my hours clash at times with the hours of those around me, and sometimes people feel that since they are woke, I need to be woke to LOL.

Am I alone in this? Does anyone else out there know what I mean? Anyway, let me share this crazy day and crazy dream.

P.S. It is okay to laugh. Trust and believe that I am still laughing about it.

May 18, 2022
Have you ever dreamed about what you are doing?
Have you ever awakened out of your sleep screaming or laughing or both?

Ok so here it is:
I didn't go to sleep until about 8am this morning.
I was up all night working on my book.
At 6:35am, I decided to try to go to bed;
but I looked and the sun was up.
So I went outside to ask husband to let me help him get the Brussels sprouts planted in the garden before I went to sleep. 

If I waited it would have been hot outside.
So after working in the garden
 and cleaning up 🚿from working in the garden
 I go to sleep.

Well, my hours to sleep and the world's hours don't mesh
So my phone rings an hour later, and my husband wakes me to answer it. 
I grabbed the phone, saw it was the hospital, and after answering it and hearing that it was a recording...
 I went to back to sleep without hanging up. 

But hubby wanted to call them back because he wanted to talk to them.
REALLY?!
So, I try to hand him my phone, but he tells the half sleep lady to read the number to him.
REALLY?!!

With one eye open I finally get the number read and I fall back to sleep, 
only for him to wake me again
 because I got to give the people authorization to talk to him. 
REALLY?!!!

Am I dreaming this? I must be dreaming this. Tell me I am dreaming this. 
I am sleep, 
and people are asking me questions, 
and I am answering them. 
Am I sleep?

(No this really happened)

So...
Next thing I know, I am holding a baby nail clipper while carrying a plastic container with cherry tomatoes in it. 
I was over by the cucumbers and needed to pick one, but I accidentally dropped the nail clipper in the dirt. 
I tried to pick it up but I couldn't find it.

Well, apparently my plastic container had dirt in it when I stood up. 
It looks like I had some bulb plants in the plastic container that I needed to plant. 

(Remember, by now I don't know if I'm woke or sleep 
because I kept getting awakened and talked to in my sleep, 
and now I'm dreaming of my garden
 so I literally thought I was in my garden
 but I was sleep.)

So I open my plastic container of cherry tomatoes that had dirt in it 
(again assuming that I needed to plant these) 
but I opened it because I thought I saw my baby nail clipper peaking through the dirt 
and I assumed (because remember I thought I dropped it in the dirt)
 I assumed that I did drop it
 and when I put the dirt in the container that I accidentally buried my nail clipper too.

(Remember this is a baby nail clipper. It was super small. )

So I go to dig the nail clipper out of the container of dirt with my finger
 only to find out it was not a nail clipper. 
It was a baby frog. 

[[ Let the screaming in my sleep begin. ]]

I had a deaf grip on the container because 
I assumed I had a container full of cherry tomatoes that needed to be planted and I didn't want to mess them up 
But a baby frog is on the package I am holding
 and no matter how I try to shake it off it's jumping the wrong way
 so I can't seem to drop the baby frog 
without spilling the contents in the container. 

So yes, I think I'm outside in the garden 
And yes, I am screaming over a baby frog
Only to wake up in my bed screaming and shaking my hand

Let the giggling commence here 
When I realized I was in bed I went from screaming to laughing. 😂😂😂

I'm woke now. 
And its still funny.

I am a dreamer.
I dream in color.
I remember many of my dreams 
When they contain incidents that stand out to me.
Some be crazy 
Some don't.
But this one here was so out there that I had to share it. 
it was just too funny to not share. 
😂😂😂

I am up for the rest of the day. 

P.s. all I know is that frogs in the garden 
means you have a healthy garden. 
Lol.
But, frogs in a container in my hand 
means I'm gonna act a plumb fool woke or sleep. x2

It is still funny. I hope you enjoyed this. LOL. Are you a dreamer? Do you remember your dreams? Do you record them?